Silly Scenarios Enthusiast Pillows

'It's for you.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'Mom!!'

"Lasagna anyone?"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

Ostriches

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"They're about this big."

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"His dentures keep slipping."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

Think globally, act silly!

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle