Silly Scenario Seeker Pillows

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'It's for you.'

Elephant Leak

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Gesundheit."

Cow Pockets

"They're about this big."

Dunk Mosquito

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

'This should really freak out the bird watchers.'

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

"His dentures keep slipping."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle