Silly Scenarios Enthusiast Prints

'It's for you.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'Mom!!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

Ostriches

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Lasagna anyone?"

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"They're about this big."

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"His dentures keep slipping."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle