Silly Situation Enthusiast Prints

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

"His dentures keep slipping."

"Little help?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

Time management office worker

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'It's for you.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Eskimo fishing.

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

Blind dog.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

"Gesundheit."

"It's bad enough when someone give you a card who you didn't... but worse when it's a musical card!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"