Silly Scenario Lover Prints

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'It's for you.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

Eskimo fishing.

'Mom!!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'The mincer's busted!'

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"They're about this big."

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Larry?!"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

'...and to all those who weren't watching.'

"His dentures keep slipping."

Fun run vs pitbull parade