Silly Enthusiast Prints

Think globally, act silly!

Get crazy once in a while

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Militant Pacifists

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Party-Crashing Ban

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

Working On Silly String Theory.

Surgical Self-Service

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Now You're Talking

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

I knew we were in uncharted waters when our chickens started asking questions like these:

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"See? No socialists."

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"