Surreal Situation Enthusiast Pillows

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Look! No hands!"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Bad Interview Technique

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

A dream of consequence

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Time management office worker

It's from his Swiss period

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

David Lynch

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Gone Crazy'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Going down?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

What's the time Mr Dali?

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Surreal war artist.