Surreal Situations Fan Pillows

'Space available' sign in desert.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Thermidor Dali

"What a way to go."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Sausages!

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Cover story: Picasso

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

GLOO!

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"So this is how it's going to be."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Knife-thrower.