Surreal Situations Fan Mugs

'Space available' sign in desert.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"What a way to go."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Surreal Ale Pub.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

GLOO!

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"So this is how it's going to be."

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

Knife-thrower.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"You must be in seat 2D."