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Escaping the Firing Squad.

"You're a bigamist, right?"

Time management office worker

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Previously on..."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"Stick what up?"

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"You mind if I smoke?"

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

The Right Place at the Right Time. I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have a reservation …

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

Ledge Rescue Service

"I haven't got time for a whole lot of paperwork. The wedding's tomorrow."

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

'They all send their love except Mother who says break the other arm.'

'I had my tattoo removed!'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."