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Escaping the Firing Squad.

"You're a bigamist, right?"

Time management office worker

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Previously on..."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"Stick what up?"

"You mind if I smoke?"

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Ledge Rescue Service

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

"I haven't got time for a whole lot of paperwork. The wedding's tomorrow."

'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

Fanning a man who's passed out with money.

'They all send their love except Mother who says break the other arm.'

'Please don't be someone I know,,,'