Surreal Situation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Look! No hands!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Bad Interview Technique

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

A dream of consequence

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Time management office worker

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Gone Crazy'

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

'Going down?'

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Surreal war artist.

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.