Surreal Scene Enthusiast Pillows

Giant Monkey in Bath

"When we lay someone off, we try to make it a pleasant experience for them."

"Look! No hands!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Dali Chooses a Lobster

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

allovertheplace.com

A dream of consequence

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Escher's Dog

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

David Lynch

It's from his Swiss period

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

The Salvador Deli

Salvador Dali museum

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Dali'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Gone Crazy'

Surreal war artist.