The Unexpected Enthusiast Pillows

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woah - random!"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.