Unexpected Enthusiast Pillows

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woah - random!"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Happy Birthday MUM!