Initial Enthusiast Pillows

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"But is it..?"

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".