Initial Enthusiast Gifts

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"But is it..?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'