New You Enthusiast Gifts

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The Inner Dog.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

The New Age Dentist.

Taking to the sky...

You're my Statue of Liberty

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

New Age Pit Bull

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Driverless Car

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'