Welcome Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to the Team

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

Taking to the sky...

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Driverless Car

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'