Welcome Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to the Team

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".