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Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

The Smell of Fear

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '

"Actually, sir, when I said, 'left or right?' I was talking about your shoulder!"

American Eagle inflates the White House using a Pump

"In business, before you know the answers... you need to know the questions."

Death stalks an old man

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

'Your grandfather's will is quite specific. You just get his ashes... and those only after they're been sifted and any gold teeth removed!'

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

"One day, son, all these will be yours."

"No, Otis, I think it's safe to say Daddy doesn't remember where he parked the car."

COVID Era abbreviations

Rare Books - Wanted: Anything pro-American.

'Do you have to return everything I buy you, Helen?'