Upbringing Enthusiast Gifts

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I started a collection!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Abacus.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

X-RAY

The History Teacher

Ethics ethics.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'