Upbringing Enthusiast Prints

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I started a collection!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Abacus.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

X-RAY

I am your BIGGEST fan!

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

The History Teacher

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Ethics ethics.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"