Raise Enthusiast Gifts

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

Team Leader

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.