Renown Enthusiast Gifts

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."