Legendary Enthusiast Gifts

"Let me try that!"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Knight

Hippie on the moon

'The stuff legends are made of'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Morgan Freeman

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Mummies for Dummies

"So that's Ireland."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'To me! Let's party.'

'It isn't polite to point.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Hippocrates

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Albert Einstein

Franz Liszt

'Definitely fake.'

'So, do you smoke?'