Legendary Enthusiasts Gifts

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Thomas Keneally

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'None shall pass!'

Knight

Medieval King

Lovers

Alexander Pope

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Geoffrey Chaucer

Mummies for Dummies

Canute Does It Again

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Directions.

"So that's Ireland."

'To me! Let's party.'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"