Ancient Aficionados Gifts

At the age of sixteen, Waheeni tribesmen are sent alone into the jungle, to prove their manhood.

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Those Were The Days

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

How Romans give each other a high five...

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Islington Angels.

Janus 2021

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Atlas Explained.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Mummies for Dummies

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Stan's OK Deliveries

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

A crying man wears a laurel wreath