American Iconic Enthusiast Gifts

'To me! Let's party.'

Jack Gleeson

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Donald Glover

Doulton Canada Geese

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Lancelot put to the Test.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"So that's Ireland."

Homer

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Anne Hathaway

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'It isn't polite to point.'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

John and Yoko