Award-winning Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Welcome to the Team

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Soccer coach of the year.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

The Real Russian history

Geoffrey Rush

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Norman E-Mailer

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Lancelot put to the Test.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Most Loyal Employee Award

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."