American Iconic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'To me! Let's party.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Lancelot put to the Test.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"So that's Ireland."

Homer

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'It isn't polite to point.'

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

John and Yoko

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

I love Big Ben