Cultural Icon Aficionado Gifts

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

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Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Selfie

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Then what happened?"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Zora Neale Hurston

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Gone Fishing

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.