Legendary Enthusiasts Pillows

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Thomas Keneally

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'None shall pass!'

Lovers

Alexander Pope

Knight

Medieval King

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Geoffrey Chaucer

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Canute Does It Again

Mummies for Dummies

Directions.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"So that's Ireland."

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'