Legendary Heroes Admirer Pillows

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Cow of BEEF

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'I wish I could help...'

"Welcome Ruth!"

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."