Unsung Hero Admirer Pillows

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Cow of BEEF

"I've been genetically modified!"

Bradley Wiggins

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

New Marvel Heroes

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Chickenspox

'He's got great bedside manner.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Spiderman at the Improv

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

Jozef Golonka

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Mutant coronavirus

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Naw, it's a drone."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"I'll handle this."

Heroes

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."