Hero Admirers Pillows

"He was a very good boy."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Cow of BEEF

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Schunard

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Hans Brinker - the early years.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

Catwoman // Cat Lady