Everyday Hero Admirer Pillows

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

Supermom.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Cow of BEEF

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

Fathers are Heroes

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Star Executive

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Superhero

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Schunard

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

'I realize working in the Complaints Department can be tough. But it must be a thrill to work with the public on a daily basis.'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.