Everyday Hero Admirer T-Shirts

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

Supermom.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Cow of BEEF

"I've been genetically modified!"

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

Fathers are Heroes

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Star Executive

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Spiderman at the Improv

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Naw, it's a drone."

Schunard

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"I'll handle this."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

'I realize working in the Complaints Department can be tough. But it must be a thrill to work with the public on a daily basis.'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'