Humble Hero Admirer Pillows

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Cow of BEEF

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

New Marvel Heroes

Superbaldie.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Masquerade

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'He's got great bedside manner.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Knight

Chickenspox

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear