Humble Hero Admirer Gifts

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

New Marvel Heroes

Masquerade

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

'He's got great bedside manner.'

Chickenspox

Knight

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Spiderman at the Improv

"At home with a superhero!"