Hero Admirer Pillows

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Good Migrant, Bad Migrant?

Superhero

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

United States General Pushing the World up a Mountain

Childhood Medals

Mourning in Cuba for Missing Firefighters in Fire

"He was a very good boy."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Chickenspox

Spiderman at the Improv

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Naw, it's a drone."

Naomi Osaka

"I'll handle this."