Hero Admirer Pillows

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Good Migrant, Bad Migrant?

Superhero

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

United States General Pushing the World up a Mountain

Childhood Medals

Mourning in Cuba for Missing Firefighters in Fire

"He was a very good boy."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Cow of BEEF

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Superbaldie.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Masquerade

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Chickenspox

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"I'll handle this."

Robert Mitchum

Schunard

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Hans Brinker - the early years.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."