Superhero Admirer Pillows

"At home with a superhero!"

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

Supergran.

'You're my hero! Course, my dad says your willingness to save anyone at no cost perpetuates the pervasive, liberal welfare-state culture.'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Superbaldie.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Captain Pointy No.35 - Boy, those steroids were powerful

Undentifiable winged insect Man! You've come just in time.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

It's Movember shut up and grow a mustache.

"Naw, it's a drone."

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

Chadwick Boseman

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

Man juggling fire.

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

'I wish I could help...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Sixteen

'No they can't help you see through walls'

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

Soaring is the only way to fly

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Help! Save us, procrastination man!"

Masquerade

Chickenspox

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I'll handle this."