Superman Admirer Pillows

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Cow of BEEF

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Reasonableman

Meowlzebub

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh

Veterans Day US

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe