Superpower Admirer Pillows

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 33

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 2

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I've been genetically modified!"

The wine-shop

Meowlzebub

Telekinetics on strike...

Superbaldie.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Masquerade

God Creating the Universe...

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Chickenspox

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

'He's doing it again.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"At home with a superhero!"

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"