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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

The wine-shop

Telekinetics on strike...

Meowlzebub

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Chickenspox

'He's doing it again.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"At home with a superhero!"

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"I'll handle this."