Superman Admirer T-Shirts

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Cow of BEEF

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

"I've been genetically modified!"

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Meowlzebub

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Veterans Day US