Supercar Admirer T-Shirts

"If only this wasn't a dream!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."