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'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Oh, no! Of all times for my check engine light to come on.'

Luxury Cars.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Driverless cars rage.

Scout car

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Claus 2.0

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Mad cleaning robot.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...