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Red car

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Fish Aeroplane

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'