Mini Car Admirer T-Shirts

Size Matters.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Car traffic.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'