Smart Car Admirer T-Shirts

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

Driverless cars rage.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Car traffic.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Passion for the cars

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Size Matters.

Red car

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."

Man in small sports car, turns out to be small.